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Funny Kimi Quotes

Postby WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot » 06 May 2015, 18:54

Martin Brundle: “Kimi, you missed the presentation by Pele.”
Kimi Räikkönen: “Yeah.”
MB: “Will you get over it?”
KM: “Yeah. I was having a sh*t.”

“Leave me alone, I know what I’m doing.”

In NASCAR: "We're so fucking sh*t, it's unbelievable. The car is sh*t because I cannot get it turned! It is so frustrating! I cannot get the f*cking car turned!"’

Interviewer: “The most exciting moment during the race weekend?”
Kimi Räikkönen: “I think so it’s the race start, always.”
Interviewer: “The most boring?”
KR: “Now.”

Interviewer: ”What makes TAG Heuer special?”
Kimi Räikkönen: “It’s okay.”

Q: Are you satisfied with the result? (Kimi again failed to score any point)
KR: Do you think I am?

Q: Kimi, have you ever got angry about anything, and jumped up and down and shouted?
KR: Yeah, many times but of course you’re not happy if you retire or something but I guess it mostly happens more in normal life than in racing.
Q: Can you give us examples?
KR: No, not really.
Q: What are the kind of things that make you angry in normal life, as you say?
KR: If you keep asking questions like those.

Q: Do you have any special rituals when the helmet is concerned like many other drivers have?
KR: I wipe it, so that I can see better.

Q: The helmet has a special meaning for many drivers. How important is it to you?
Kimi: It protects my head.

Interviewer: "Lewis Hamilton said that winning his first race felt better than having sex."
Kimi: “Maybe he never had sex.”

Q: Things you can do in Finland?
KR: Well, in summer there’s fishing and f*cking. And in winter the fishing is bad.

Journalist: Do you think Vettel is better in this season than he was in last season?
Kimi: Yes.
Journalist: Why?
Kimi: Because he has more points than last season.

Interviewer: “How does it feels to drive at 300 km/h?”
Kimi: “It feels normal.”

Q: What advice would you give to the rookies Nico Rosberg and Scott Speed?
KR: I hope that they are good in giving way.

At the president's independence day party: "Somebody else can dance with her (Kimi's wife)."

Q: Where are you going to use KERS?
KR: On the track.

On Juan Pablo Montoya's success in NASCAR: "I'm not even interested."
On Alonso: "I couldn't care less what that man is thinking."
"I don't care what Jackie Stewart says. He's got nothing to do with me."
"Coulthard can say what he wants. I am not interested."
"What Trulli says doesn't interest me one bit."

"You don't drive the races on paper."

"Yes, yes, yes, yes. I'm doing all the tyres. You don't have to remind me every second."

Interviewer: "Can you take off your sunglasses?"
Kimi: "No. And you're better do it quickly, otherwise I go inside."

On tyres: "I don’t know and it doesn’t mean anything to me. Tyres are what they are."
On weather: "It’s all the same if it rains or not."

Q: Kimi, what’s the 5th grid place like?
KR: It’s the 5th grid place.

On Ron Dennis: "He’s strange now and then. He always wants to know everything. He doesn’t interest me."

Q: "What kind of an atmosphere do you think McLaren has right now (the spy saga)?"
KR: "I bet it’s f*cking great."

"The Constructor’s Championship doesn’t really mean anything to me."

"If there’s a red light when you leave the pit lane you have to stop. Then some wooden eye (Hamilton) crashes into you and breaks the car."

"What the papers write about me afterwards makes me laugh."

"Formula 1 would be a paradise without the media."

"I’m not interested in what people think about me. I’m not Michael Schumacher."

Q: What kind of a relationship do you have with Peter Sauber?
KR: He is my boss.
Q: Is he a father figure or a god father?
KR: He is my boss.

Q: What would you if you met an alien, run away out of fear or try to talk to him?
KR: The problem won’t arise so I don’t imagine meeting one.

Q: Is it true that sometimes you're bored in the car?
KR: Only when I am in front by a country mile, like in Melbourne last year. Then you are thinking about other things or you're playing with the buttons on the steering wheel. Then I suddenly missed a braking point. This year unfortunately we haven't had such race.

Q: (Peter Windsor - F1 Racing) Kimi, I’m sure you’re aware that, as a result of the seventeen laps you led in Hungary, McLaren Mercedes, for the first time this year, have now led more racing laps than the Mercedes safety car driven by Bernd Maylander. I just wonder how you see that battle developing in the remaining races and how strong McLaren will be versus the safety car.
KR: Hopefully we can beat them. At least it’s the same company so it doesn’t really matter but we will see what happens.

When asked to comment on Hamilton's crazy move at Fuji that ran everyone off at the first curve: "You have to learn how to find the braking points already when you are six years old while starting in Go Karts. Obviously, you should know how it goes at this level. I don't know about others but, at least, my father Matti put sticks on the right places for me and for my brother to know where to brake. That's how you learn that lesson the best and you remember it always where ever you race."

Q: What about Felipe? Is he still the same guy he was last year or has he changed a lot?
KR: I don’t know. You should ask him. I don’t know what he’s been doing, so if you want to know something about his life you should speak to him.

Q: Who do you see as your main competitors this year?
KR: It could be all tight - but then again, it might not be. I don’t know more than anybody else - I just see the times. That’s it.

On the Yas Marina Circuit: “Well, the first few turns are quite good, but the rest of it is sh*t.”
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